Dating my daughter rule 1

Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.

Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.

Actually, before you answer that you need to read over my ten simple rules to date her, sign your life away (just technicalities), as well as give some samples of your DNA for future use, if necessary.

Now that we got the small stuff out of the way, read the following rules below and if you agree and sign you may qualify to date my beautiful, wonderful, innocent and precious daughter.

On one hand, we are dedicated to being the guys that this man (a father and military veteran) is trying to protect his daughter from.

On the other hand, many of us will (or already do) have daughters, and could end up feeling the same way about them that this father does.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.James Garner and David Spade later joined the main cast as Cate's father and nephew, Jim Egan and C. Barnes, in an attempt to fill the void left by Ritter.After three seasons, ABC cancelled 8 Simple Rules in May 2005 due to low ratings.Today's players could easily be tomorrow's shotgun-wielding dads. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

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